The Handloaders Bench Home
Home Search search Menu menu Not logged in - Login | Register
The Handloaders Bench > Miscellaneous > Jokes > Atlanta Air Traffic Control

Atlanta Air Traffic Control
 Moderated by: woodsman777, Poacher
 New Topic   Reply   Printer Friendly 
 Rate Topic 
AuthorPost
 Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 05:48 AM
   PM  Quote  Reply 
1st Post
woodsman777
Moderator


Joined: Fri May 30th, 2008
Location: Washington USA
Posts: 1182
Photo: [Download]
Are you a handloader?: Yes
Favorite type of cartridge to load?: I load everything!
My favorite chambering is:: 300winmag ...
Status: 
Offline

  back to top

 


Atlanta Airport, Air Traffic Control conversation :

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!

Saudi Air 511: Saudi Air 511 to Atlanta ATC, requesting landing instructions.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air 511: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land eastbound on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Iran Air 721: Atlanta ATC, Iran Air 721 requesting landing instruction.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 721 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air 721: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Understand, cleared to land westbound on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air 511: " ATLANTA ATC ?? - ATLANTA ATC ??!!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air 511: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OF OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. GIVE INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "



____________________
Salt&Light

WOODSMAN777



 Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 05:55 PM
   PM  Quote  Reply 
2nd Post
RAYARTHART
HB Pro Staff


Joined: Tue Jun 27th, 2006
Location: Covington, Louisiana USA
Posts: 39
Photo: [Download]
Are you a handloader?: No
Favorite type of cartridge to load?: I shoot factory ammo
My favorite chambering is:: Blackpowder anything!
Status: 
Offline

  back to top

That sounds like Atlanta Airport!!!!!!!!!!



____________________
FIRST IN- LAST OUT


 Current time is 09:43 AM
The Handloaders Bench > Miscellaneous > Jokes > Atlanta Air Traffic Control
Top




UltraBB 1.17 Copyright © 2007-2008 Data 1 Systems
Page processed in 0.1866 seconds (32% database + 68% PHP). 26 queries executed.