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    Catholic Hair Dryer:

    In parochial school, students are taught lying is a sin. However,
    Instructions also advised using a bit of imagination was OK, to express
    the Truth differently without lying. Below a perfect example of those
    teachings:
    Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
    An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland , asked the Priest
    beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' '
    'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
    'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It
    is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll
    confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for
    me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?'
    'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
    'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got

    to Customs, she let the priest go first.
    The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
    'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you
    have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
    'I have a marvellous instrument, designed to be used on a woman, but
    which is, to date, unused.'
    Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next
    please!'


    Salt&Light

    WOODSMAN777

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    :lol::lol::lol::thumbs:

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    • #3


      Who said priests did not have a sense of humor.

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        :thumbs::thumbs:

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