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  • Little Mike

    All you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the

    things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken


    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of class was

    scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to

    find out what was going on.

    He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been

    circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to

    the principal's office.

    He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

    He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at

    the back of the room.

    She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with

    his 'private part' hanging out.

    'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said. 'I did,' he said,

    'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd

    come and pick me up from school.'

    Never drink down stream from the herd.

  • #2
    Well there you go. Thanks for the laugh.
    Friends don't let friends shoot factory ammo.

    Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.
    -Winston Churchill


    • #3
      Good one...


      • #4
        Funny stuff right there.