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    Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a
    Lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in
    Agony, he fell to the ground.

    As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
    "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance,
    Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.

    The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to
    Let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but
    Leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors
    And formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
    Together...quite an impressive work of art.

    Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
    Their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open
    Her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said:
    "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."

    Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:


    "Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!

    Paul B.

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    Pretty sharp Olaf.
    "The United States Marine Corps is a drug and I am a recovering addict."

    "American by birthright… U.S. MARINE by the Grace of GOD!"

    "And on the 8th day God created Marines and like fish, we came from the sea!"

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    • #3
      I'm still laughing and so is Mrs Oyeller. Thanks Paul
      Wimachtendienk, Wingolauchsik, Witahemui

      He who knows not and knows not that he knows not, is a fool.
      He who knows not and knows he knows not, is wise.

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