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    The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall.

    He went over to his counterman and asked him, “What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?”

    The counterman replied, “Oh him – he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find any cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.”

    The owner shouted, “You fool! What were you thinking? You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

    The counterman said, “Of course I can. Look at him, he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him – he’s too scared!”
    It's not that Democrats are so damned ignorant. Their problem is that everything they know is wrong.

    Wimachtendienk, Wingolauchsik, Witahemui

    He who knows not and knows not that he knows not, is a fool.
    He who knows not and knows he knows not, is wise.

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    Truth right there!
    Mtman714; A man can do no better then to leave a good garden patch. Thomas Jefferson